My Gags
Hehehe... This page is basicly for entertaining site visitors like you! Only humor and funny related stuffs are found in here and of coarse most of this are created by me. ^_^ So I hope after you leave this page I am able to put a smile in that face of yours... Ahihihi... I guess this will only sell to the Advent Children fans... So if are one you are highly recomended to view this page!
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These are quotes that defenitely Advent Children Characters would never say... Even Square Enix would not dare to try to."
Kadaj:
"I hate Mother. I like my Daddy better."
"I think I'm a gay"
"I hate leather so much!"
"It's okay Rufus you can have Jenova now."
"Jenova sucks!"
Loz:
"Sorry Tifa, but I'm not in the mood to play right now." *sighs*
"I love the smell of flowers!"
"Oh, what a cute little girl you are Marlene!" *winks*
Yazoo:
"I guess I'll tie my hair today"
"Does anybody have a pony tail?"
"I don't have brothers!"
Cid:
"I don't want to be a pilot anymore. I want to be a captain and have my own ship."
Barret:
"I think this gun of mine is getting rusty. I guess I'll borrow Cloud's swords for now."
Yuffie:
"Who cares if anyone messes up with my materia."
Red X:
"I think I look like a cat..." *Meow*
Vincent:
"These shoes makes me look like penguin"
"I hate red"
Denzel:
"..."
Marlene:
"Hey you! Guy with a silver pointy hair. Take this!" *throws a huge number of materia to Loz*
Tifa:
"I hate martial arts!"
"Forget Aeriss be mine Cloud!"
Aeriss:
"I hate peace! I want destruction to this world! Buahahha!!! DIE ALL HUMAN KIND!!! BUAHAHA!!! I'M EVIL!!!"
Sephiroth:
"Please let us not fight each other."
"Let us keep peace in our hearts."
"How can Jenova be my mother if she's an it??"
"I love you Cloud!"
Cloud:
"Next time I won't use gell anymore... my hair pricks me so much!"
"How can you forgive me Aeriss your dead. I won't waste my time burdenning your death."
"My swords are too heavy for me. I guess I'll use Barret's gun for now on."
Rude:
"The moment I get my salary paid I will buy myself a wig!" *grins*
"Oh no! I forgot to bring my extra shades!"
"I want a new partner..."
Reno:
"I'm living my life as a good boy for now on. I'll try to be calm and patient for a change!"
"Hey partner, We look like Men in Black!"
Elena:
"I hate you Tseng! I'm dating with Rufus..."
Tseng:
"No please! Eelna don't leave me!!!" *begs*
Rufus Shinra:
"I think I'll resign being president and take a job as a Corndogs' vendor."
"I look up to my father so much. I'll walk in his steps."
"Why am I sitting in this f**king wheelchair if i could walk anyway?!"
"Nah Nah Nah Nah... Go get Jenova from me Kadaj... Buahaha!!!" *laughs evilish*
"I hate white"
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Ok the reason why this video is separated from the My Videos page is simply because this is funny. This is a spoof from Final Fantasy the Spirits Within... The producers of Square Enix decided to make a spoof of this movie letting Aki Ross and the rest of the gang dance like Michael Jakson... Hehehe... this is going to be fun! 

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This one is from Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children... This is not a spoof but an edited scene with fake subtitles from the said movie... Hehehe... This will defenitely blow your minds out!
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Hehehe... More Coming soon... 






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